20 8 / 2023

dontmakemeturnthisuniversearound:

redstonedust:

weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say ‘but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine’ like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

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(via i-have-no-gender-only-rage)

14 1 / 2023

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

“why did your cat bite me” you pet her incorrectly. deserved

(via poplars-and-nightingales)

14 1 / 2023

lmaonade:

download estimates be like 18 BILLION DAYS lol just kidding 13 minutes…

(via poplars-and-nightingales)

14 1 / 2023

britsgovernmentmh:

An Update to the whole “I’m married to James Bond” because…

Hugh really said it out loud and Chris Pine over here getting excited

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Like…. Hugh is a menace

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(via koschei-taylor)

14 1 / 2023

creatinghelen:

I am a mosaic of everyone I have ever known and loved and touched and I find fragments of them in my playlists and how I make my tea. we may not know each other any more but we will stay connected like this. I hope a fragment of me is with you too.

(via poplars-and-nightingales)

14 1 / 2023

14 1 / 2023

10 12 / 2022

barondraxum:

my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response

(via folieassdeux)

10 12 / 2022

10 12 / 2022

10 12 / 2022

tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

Still think about “first day of standing lessons” regularly

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(via frayedblackjeans)

10 12 / 2022

nonbzombie:

duskdragonxiii:

Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.

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They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.

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Slut Shame Her.

God forbid women do anything

(via petitepos)

10 12 / 2022

08 11 / 2022

28 10 / 2022

nymph1e:

bunnygrl-femme:

mortimermcmirestinks:

itched:

itched:

itched:

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he’s so right for this

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other best tweets include

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reminder that, as far as anyone knows, this man is literally 100% cisgender. this is fantastic. I love him ever so

This is a streamer, and one of his chat rewards for subs/bits/etc is “girl month,” where he dresses like a girl and does his make up for a whole month.

Last I heard, his chat had gotten him to, like, 6 months straight of “girl month.”

This man is cis. He is not trans, and has no desire to transition.

He just wanted to do something fun for his chat, and he has a great time. He looks comfortable, he doesn’t make a mockery of women or femininity. It’s just wholesome cross dressing fun.

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Hey, a bro’s gotta hustle ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(via darcyolsson)